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Joke of the week – A mixed religion seminar

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A mixed religion seminar

Recently, I went to a mixed religion seminar.
The Christian Priest came, laid his hands on my hand and said,

“By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!”
I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.
The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said,

Phopto courtesy wwwsingleblackmaleorg

Phopto courtesy www.singleblackmale.org

“By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!
I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.
The Mullah came, took my hands and said,

“Insha Allah, you will walk today!”
I snapped at him,

“There’s nothing wrong with me”
The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said,

“By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!”
I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.
After the sermons, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen.

(Based on a whatsapp forward)

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